Writhing around for most of the night and musing on an anthem to sing at conference (the WI have Jerusalem after all) I came up with this. I invite you to write additional verses.. :-)
I'm like a one eyed cat-
Drooping, red and sore,
Rolling around,listenng to Radio Four!
I've taken all my meds,
So I cant take no more.
So all I can do is......
Shake,rattle and roll,
Shake rattle and roll,
I cant stop this
Shake rattle and roll,
Oh Lordy!
Shake rattle and roll.
Will there ever be relief
To save my tortured soul?
(Applause.Thankyou).
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Submitted by Harrietjt on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 10:29
PermalinkAwesome! Much applause from
Awesome! Much applause from me and Pete....
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Submitted by darren h on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 10:50
Permalinkhi thats great, well sole
hi thats great, well sole sister of ch let it swing,,,
hope you have a groovy day d
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Submitted by Val on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 11:22
PermalinkWe could always sing: 'Me,
We could always sing: 'Me, and my shadow...' I'll get me coat.....
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Submitted by MissKittyB on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 11:41
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PermalinkGrooaaaan! The taxi is
Grooaaaan!
The taxi is waiting for you!
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Submitted by ElmaA on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 15:57
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PermalinkPoor miss kitty bless her
Poor miss kitty
bless her soul
caught right now
in a deep black hole
shake rattle and roll
thats all she can do
as always is a merry soul
shake rattle and roll
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Submitted by Val on Tue, 12/04/2016 - 19:24
PermalinkLove it Elma! D'ya think 'The
Love it Elma!
D'ya think 'The King' was a sufferer? Maybe that's what made him all mean and moody!
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Submitted by MissKittyB on Wed, 13/04/2016 - 13:15
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PermalinkHehehehe! Love it. We are a
Hehehehe! Love it.
We are a creative bunch arent we?
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Submitted by Dorothy on Fri, 15/04/2016 - 18:59
PermalinkHaha! Just realised I was
Haha! Just realised I was writing my lyrics to the tune of All Shook Up instead of Shake Rattle n Roll! Oh well...
Well, the beast is poking with a red hot knife
Takes all the fun away from normal life
Grab me some suma, give the beast some strife
On 02 - I'm all hooked up
Ah ha ha, yeah, 02, I'm all hooked up!
Hahaha I can't believe I'm sitting typing this :-D
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Submitted by Dorothy on Fri, 15/04/2016 - 19:00
PermalinkI don't even use suma!
I don't even use suma!
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Submitted by Val on Fri, 15/04/2016 - 20:02
PermalinkC'mon Dorothy, another verse!
C'mon Dorothy, another verse!
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Submitted by darren h on Tue, 19/04/2016 - 01:08
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Permalinkhi i cant belive im reading
hi i cant belive im reading this, its so good to have laffter here,, keep it going,,
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Submitted by Dorothy on Tue, 19/04/2016 - 09:08
PermalinkWhen you're in remission life
When you're in remission life is such a blast
Can't be complacent cos it might not last
Dance on the table time is flying past
And then wham! You're all hooked up
On 02 - yeah! You're all hooked up..
Ah ha ha, yeah! All hooked up!
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Submitted by MissKittyB on Tue, 19/04/2016 - 09:12
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PermalinkOMG! You are on a roll!
OMG!
You are on a roll!
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Submitted by Dorothy on Sun, 24/04/2016 - 12:22
PermalinkMiss KB is it time for a new
Miss KB is it time for a new verse for your Shake Rattle n Roll?
I have a new one for I'm All Shook up but you go first...
Anyone else got any?
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Submitted by MissKittyB on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 08:07
PermalinkHi Dorothy,
Hi Dorothy,
The 'muse' seems to have left! Lets see your verse and hopefully it will inspire me.
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Submitted by Harrietjt on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 09:22
PermalinkYes come on Dorothy, we
Yes come on Dorothy, we eagerly await this...
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Submitted by Dorothy on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 14:18
PermalinkHaha well here's another
Haha well here's another verse:
When the household's sleepy
but you are not
The Beast keeps you company
til stupid o' clock
You're in competition with Jailhouse Rock
You get slammed - ooh!!
Oh yeah!
You're all hooked up
On 02 - hmmmm - oh yeah
All hooked up!
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Submitted by ElmaA on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 15:56
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PermalinkLoved it Dorothy........I'm
Loved it Dorothy........I'm all hooked up
ELma x
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Submitted by Harrietjt on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 16:35
PermalinkVery good! H.
Very good!
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Submitted by ElmaA on Mon, 25/04/2016 - 20:08
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PermalinkTEAR DROPS KEEP FALLING FROM
TEAR DROPS KEEP FALLING FROM MY EYES
WHY DOES THE FIEND KEEP BLIGHTING OUR LIVES
SHOWS NO MERCY HITS US HARD
YOUNG OR OLD IT DOES NOT CARE
I WISH HE WOULD GO TO YOU KNOW WHERE
OH DEAR I AM ALL SHOOK UP
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Submitted by Dorothy on Tue, 26/04/2016 - 18:55
PermalinkHaha that's great Elma!
Haha that's great Elma!